Sunday, May 23, 2010

This guy has OBVIOUSLY never seen The Breakfast Club

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"Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horn's" is a well known saying (don't you miss Molly Ringwald just sometimes?) and this matador got to live it. Probably one of the most gnarly things i've seen in a while, and probably not safe for anyone pregnant, has a heart condition, or doesn't enjoy a solid horn through the jaw. It has the excitement and anticipation of a NASCAR crash, getting beaten with the grotesque details of a Tarantino flick.
Click here for a video of the gruesome.

A day after dashing Spanish bullfighter Julio Aparicio showed his dominance by cutting the ears off two vanquished bulls, one of their bovine brothers got revenge yesterday by gruesomely impaling the matador through his throat and out his mouth.
As Aparicio held his red cape and sword out to face down the 1,100-pound beast named Opiparo at the Feria de San Isidor bullfighting event in Las Ventanas, Spain, the bullfighter lost his footing and the bull was able to strike.
"[The horn] went though the tongue and penetrated the roof of the mouth, fracturing the jawbone," one of the medics who worked on Aparicio told AFP news in Madrid

The Seville native, a member of a well-known family of matadors, was in grave condition last night but expected to survive.

Moral of the story: Don' taunt and cut the ears off bulls, and you won't get epically jacked up.


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